POSING FOR PICTURES WHILE DRUNK
howdoiputthisgently: EXPECTATION: REALITY:
jenniferlawrenceismyspiritanimal: perksofbeingalawsbian: bradlifer-feelings: addicted to a point where I’m studying and still thinking about Jen. addicted to a point where I’m eating and still thinking about Jen. addicted to a point where I’m brushing my teeth and still thinking about Jen. WHAT IS HAPPENING i feel the same.. it’s happening to all of us
mace-chaos: Jennifer Lawrence: *brushes bangs out of her eyes* Lawsbians: *cry*
If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I
WHEN SOMEONE DOESNT UNDERSTAND MY CELEBRITY CRUSH
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: this is actually perfect
How I justify bad grades
An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus
What the actual hell is going on with you, chick? We get it. You are no longer Hannah Montana. That doesn’t mean you should go shave your hair and dye it “platinum,” but it’s actually blue. Yes, it’s blue. You probably feel like Kate Hudson in Bride Wars, but maybe a bit worse because you think it looks good. It is safe to say you have completely lost your sanity....
The gym is the enemy.
Spring break is in less than a month. What have I done to prepare for bathing suits and short dresses? I’ve sat on my couch with the remote in one hand and the other in a bag of chips. While everyone else is going to the gym and eating properly, I’m just doing me. Love me for my curves because I’m not going to kill myself at the gym aka prison. Actually, if I was in prison...
Why I love Jennifer Lawrence award acceptance...
MTV Movie Awards: I can't eat this
Peoples Choice Awards: Quotes Mean Girls
Critics Choice Awards: I actually love Critics
Golden Globes: Quotes First Wives Club
SAG Awards: And now I have this... naked statue.
Spirit Awards: Film independent... indepen... film ugh
The Oscars: *falls up the stairs*
If she's not your favorite actress, you're wrong.
Beyonce. Queen B. Sasha Fierce.
Damn. So if I didn’t want to be her before, I definitely want to be Beyonce now. Her performance during the Super Bowl halftime stole the entire show. It was purely amazing. And she looked… well fierce as hell. Though it would have been epic if Jay-Z came out during the throwback Crazy In Love, but the start to the Destiny’s Child comeback was definitely not a let down. The three of them...
Here goes nothing...
So I’ve tried to do a blog before… Twice actually. I’ve never been able to keep up with it. Probably because I’ve never been able to keep up with a diary. But, I guess in reality it’s just because who am I writing for? For myself? My friends? Family? For strangers? I sit here, whether it be on my bed, couch, at my desk, in class, or just making a note in my phone to...